DeadWallet Citizen
FarmerAMISH
Farmer & Reluctant Crypto Observer.
Own land. Avoid leverage.
Grow potatoes.
Status
● Probably Farming 🌾
Citizen Identity
Amish
FarmerResidence
Somewhere Beyond Wi-Fi
Occupation
Farmer & Reluctant Crypto Observer
Primary Asset
Land
Preferred Yield
Potatoes
Connectivity
Questionable
About
Simple man. Complicated market.
Amish lives somewhere beyond Wi-Fi, works the land and remains deeply unconvinced that most financial innovation needed to happen.
He measures wealth in useful things, distrusts leverage and occasionally enters The Asylum only to discover that everyone should probably spend more time outdoors.
Operating Principle
Own land.
Avoid leverage.
Grow potatoes.
Known Behavior
What to expect
Distrusts leverage
Debt should preferably involve something you can stand on.
Measures wealth in acres
Screenshots of unrealized PnL fail to impress him.
Questions memecoins
He remains unclear why a dog picture requires liquidity.
Prefers useful assets
Land, tools, crops and occasionally a functioning barn.
Crypto reluctant
He watches the market mostly because everyone else refuses to stop talking about it.
Calm by default
The corn may be growing. He sees no reason to panic.
Financial Philosophy
If you cannot explain the yield...
...perhaps you should grow potatoes instead.
Potatoes have survived more market cycles than most tokens.
Famous Last Words
"I am going back to the barn."
— Amish